Posts tagged john egbert
Posts tagged john egbert
john sweetie you look like you are about to pee from excitement
#LITERALLY THE CUTEST JOHN EGBERT IVE EVER SEEN
What if Jane wasn’t drawn all super skinny though? Because I thought in comic she was described as not skinny.
Jane isn’t thin in the standard way people think of thin now a day. She is what we would call plump and well built. She has a hour hourglass shape since her hips and shoulder width are pretty equal, and she does dip in on her sides, she has been described as busty, I like to imagine her as a size 14 jean and a large top. the large is more for her chest then her actual waist. Although she is still very self conscious of her body for the fact she really isn’t as thin as Roxy or how social media says we should view what thin is. Everyone has their own view of the characters though and that is fine, but canonically, No, Jane is not as thin as Roxy, Jade, or Rose, out of the girls she is just slightly more filled out, but that doesn’t in any fact of the matter mean she is fat.
Chubby Jane is pure fanon. Caliborn’s opinion is not to be trusted.
all designs by me yes you’re allowed to cosplay them if you wish 8)
stayed true to my words hehe. what’s shakin’, good lookin’?
Not my bedsprings, unfortunately.
Well, not yet.
wow bro, you that eager to get into my pants? way to be a gentleman.
Who you think you’re calling a gentleman, kid?
right, forgot i was talking to mr. puppet-ass-is-so-hot-i-want-furry-noses-up-ass-all-day.
Well, we can’t all be as good as you, can we.
Gotta wonder, though. Your old man knows you stay up this late talking to old dudes on the internet?
Saint John of the Washington Camwhores.
wow rude. as if you aren’t totally thrilled to be talking to a hot babe like me.
And I quote, “what’s shakin’, good lookin’?”
You’re not foolin’ anyone, Egbert, least of all me.
And then he fucking pies you.
With an actual pie.
Right in the shades. (x)
i lied this blog never stopped being a brojohn blog
I LOVE MY LIFE SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.
DAVE: he fucking loves it for god knows what reason all he does is get tangled up in it and break my shit
DAVE: there are some people out there who would find this hot or whatever but no this is just…….. incorrect in a buncha different ways but hey im not gonna piss on his parade
DAVE: if it makes him happy then ill even help tangle him up in it if he wants
yes jade’s the only one missing in this fabulous montage but only because I wanted to show bec’s sprites
im sorry jade but you already have your own massive photoset
also her sprite hasn’t really changed
bro’s pose is from [s]: abscond
dad’s pose is from [s]: wv: ascend
i was going to colour this properly but then i realised i had 86 frames and was just like aw hell no i ain’t doing that
but look i did my OWN ORIGINAL ANIMATION a good excuse for both pasttime animation practice aND jakejohn, both are great things
full view here cause tumblr sucks in desperate times like these
(Source: , via pooplordgeromy)
you love your friends, but sometimes, you wish they were a little better at hide and seek.
except for john, seriously. that shadow turning junk is just total bullshit!!!! >:(
oh no coal prince and ice prince idk what have i dONE
we interrupt your stridercest broadcaste for shade prince losing his shit over conheir
his lil spooky ghost talisman has the souls of all the people who died in Ooo or maybe before the great mushroom war or something and when he gets all riled up it tends to bust up and get all creepy and ghosty and junk
ok so what if land themed adventure time titles
so lava prince and shade prince and here have a lady of rain and light
still workin on jade though i cant seem to make her come out right!!!
THESE ARE PRECIOUS
Small preview because a longer update won’t be coming for a bit, if this midterm season is anything to go by ;u;